So the Palinmania begins to run out of steam. She has however made a tremendous impact on the presidential race, and she will continue to do so.
One of the best things about Sarah Palin, is the folklore that it has inspired. A few samples for you.
50. No, Sarah Palin is not a supreme being sent here by the Mondoshawan to operate an ancient weapon to protect the earth from the ultimate evil. Nevertheless, actor Bruce Willis likes her a lot.
51. No, there are no pictures of Sarah Palin wearing “thermal bandages”.
You can find the rest of the above list here.
Even more intriuging is Sarah Palin Facts. Some of the better nuggets:
- Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
- Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
- Sarah Palin once bit the head off a live Osprey snatched from the air as it tried to fly off with a fish she caught.
- Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
- When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
- Sarah Palin plays Whack-a-Mole with her forehead, and always gets a perfect score.
- Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
- Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
- Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.
- Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
- Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
Finally, I think everyone recognizes the parallel between the Sarah Palin facts, and the Chuck Norris folklore. See what The Man himself has to say about all this.