I apologize ahead of time to any blonde readers that I may have:
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to the gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head.
The husband jumps out of bed begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself
Hysterically the blonde screams back at her husband,
“Shut up! You’re next”