What You Have Been Missing

Over at Castle Argghhhh!  A nice piece on establishing your street creds:

3. Two hours after you go to sleep, have someone whip
open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes, and mumble “Sorry, wrong cot.”

11. Don’t watch TV except for movies in the middle of the night. Have your family vote on which movie to watch and then show a different one than was selected by majority vote.
16. Keep a roll of toilet paper on your nightstand and bring it to the bathroom with you along with a gun and a flashlight.

It seems like somethings don’t change too much.  I do notice that there are showers and A/C and Heat now.  Never had those “back in the day”.

Number 11 – must be nice to have that option.  One of the reasons that I have seen some movies TOO many times is because that was all that was being offered.  If I ever see an Officer and A Gentleman again I may do someone harm.